Jokes: Hey friends, The jokes on YOU! Send us your best jokes! Go to the fan club page and sign up, then we'll put your joke on the site! Love, Sammy Snail Knock Knock! Who's there? Ya. Ya who? I didn't know you were a cowboy/cowgirl! Knock Knock! Who's there? Justin. Justin who? Justin time for the party! Knock Knock! Who's there? Wilma. Wilma who? Wilma lunch be ready soon? Knock Knock! Who's there? Ammonia. Ammonia little kid! Knock Knock! Who's there? Cash. Cash who? I knew you were nuts. Knock Knock! Who's there? A little old lady. A little old lady who? I didn't know you could yodel. What's the difference between an elephant and a flea? An elephant can have fleas, but a flea can't have elephants. How does an elephant get down from a tree? He sits on a leaf and waits for the fall. What did the sardine call the submarine? A can of people. Doctor, doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains. Pull yourself together. © 2004 "Sammy Snail and Friends". Sammy Snail, all puppet characters of Lesley Smith's Theatre of Life Puppets and logo are trademarks of LAF productions. All rights reserved.